I just ran across a funny mailer that we got a while ago. I figured they wouldn’t mind me sharing, if I also gave them a shout out. The mailer came from AAA Plumbing Heating and Electric Service (find them at www.aaatoday.com). Thanks to the people at AAA for your daily dose of humor!

PARENT’S DICTIONARY

Dumbwaiter – one who asks if the kids would care to order desert.

Feedback – the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.

Grandparents – the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.

Hearsay – what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

Ow – the first word spoken by children with older siblings.

Puddle – a small body of water that draws to it other small bodies wearing dry shoes.

Show Off – a child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize – what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with your saliva.

Top bunk – where you should never put a child wearing superman jammies.

Whodunit – none of the kids that live in your house.

And in case none of those gave you a chuckle, maybe this will do it. This is a video from several months ago. I was doing an aerobics video and Josiah decided he had some baby fat to burn as well. Hil.ar.i.ous. I laugh every time I watch it. (I just wish it wasn’t so dark.) (and that I could have quit laughing in the background.)


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