I just ran across a funny mailer that we got a while ago. I figured they wouldn’t mind me sharing, if I also gave them a shout out. The mailer came from AAA Plumbing Heating and Electric Service (find them at www.aaatoday.com). Thanks to the people at AAA for your daily dose of humor!
Dumbwaiter – one who asks if the kids would care to order desert.
Feedback – the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
Grandparents – the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
Hearsay – what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Ow – the first word spoken by children with older siblings.
Puddle – a small body of water that draws to it other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
Show Off – a child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize – what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with your saliva.
Top bunk – where you should never put a child wearing superman jammies.
Whodunit – none of the kids that live in your house.
And in case none of those gave you a chuckle, maybe this will do it. This is a video from several months ago. I was doing an aerobics video and Josiah decided he had some baby fat to burn as well. Hil.ar.i.ous. I laugh every time I watch it. (I just wish it wasn’t so dark.) (and that I could have quit laughing in the background.)